Southern Greenz
THC: 24.8% (3.5g)
Terpene: 3.00%
A heavy-hitting cross of Gold Member and Monkey Grease, Fat Bastard lives up to its bold name with massive, chunky, and exceptionally dense bud structures. The flower displays a vibrant olive-green base with striking streaks of deep violet and royal purple throughout. It features a remarkably greasy, resinous texture courtesy of a thick, shimmering blanket of milky-white trichomes, punctuated by a scattering of fiery amber pistils tightly wound around the calyxes.
Boasting a robust 3.00% terpene profile, this batch is incredibly fragrant and rich. It opens with a loud, skunky aroma of sweet, rotting fruit and sharp, chemical diesel. When the dense nugs are broken apart, a deeper, complex profile emerges—revealing notes of damp earth, rich cocoa, and a savory herbal spice. The smoke is smooth but thick, coating the palate with a sweet, doughy, and berry-like flavor on the inhale, followed by a pungent, gassy skunk finish on the exhale.
With a solid 24.8% THC content backed by a heavy terpene concentration, Fat Bastard delivers a deeply relaxing, full-bodied Indica experience. The onset begins with a soft, comforting cerebral haze that gently coaxes the mind into a state of pure contentment, lifting the mood while completely dissolving stress and mental anxiety. This is quickly followed by a powerful, warming body buzz that spreads outward to the extremities, effectively melting away muscle tightness, chronic aches, and physical fatigue. While it provides deep, couch-locking physical relaxation, it keeps the mind blissfully relaxed rather than completely blacked out, making this strain an exceptional choice for late afternoon or evening use to manage chronic pain, insomnia, muscle spasms, and everyday stress.
Southern Greenz
THC: 24.8% (3.5g)
Terpene: 3.00%
A heavy-hitting cross of Gold Member and Monkey Grease, Fat Bastard lives up to its bold name with massive, chunky, and exceptionally dense bud structures. The flower displays a vibrant olive-green base with striking streaks of deep violet and royal purple throughout. It features a remarkably greasy, resinous texture courtesy of a thick, shimmering blanket of milky-white trichomes, punctuated by a scattering of fiery amber pistils tightly wound around the calyxes.
Boasting a robust 3.00% terpene profile, this batch is incredibly fragrant and rich. It opens with a loud, skunky aroma of sweet, rotting fruit and sharp, chemical diesel. When the dense nugs are broken apart, a deeper, complex profile emerges—revealing notes of damp earth, rich cocoa, and a savory herbal spice. The smoke is smooth but thick, coating the palate with a sweet, doughy, and berry-like flavor on the inhale, followed by a pungent, gassy skunk finish on the exhale.
With a solid 24.8% THC content backed by a heavy terpene concentration, Fat Bastard delivers a deeply relaxing, full-bodied Indica experience. The onset begins with a soft, comforting cerebral haze that gently coaxes the mind into a state of pure contentment, lifting the mood while completely dissolving stress and mental anxiety. This is quickly followed by a powerful, warming body buzz that spreads outward to the extremities, effectively melting away muscle tightness, chronic aches, and physical fatigue. While it provides deep, couch-locking physical relaxation, it keeps the mind blissfully relaxed rather than completely blacked out, making this strain an exceptional choice for late afternoon or evening use to manage chronic pain, insomnia, muscle spasms, and everyday stress.